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Heller's Law:
The first myth of management is that it exists.
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Heller's Law:
The first myth of management is that it exists.
Johnson's Corollary:
Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the
organization.
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Hello. Jim Rockford's machine, this is Larry Doheny's machine. Will you
please have your master call my master at his convenience? Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 54 of 2327 |
Hello, friend! You say things aren't going too well? You say you have a
date with your favorite girl when it starts raining so hard you can't see?
And you're out on some back road when the car stalls and won't start, so
you set off across the fields, and 50 feet of barbed wire hits you right
smack in the puss? And then there's a big explosion behind you and you
don't hear your girl screaming any more?
Well, take a walk in the sun and hold your head up high!
You'll show the world; you'll tell them where to get off!
You'll never give up, never give up, never give up -- that ship!
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 55 of 2327 |
"Hello," he lied.
-- Don Carpenter, quoting a Hollywood agent
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Hell's broken loose.
-- Robert Greene
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 57 of 2327 |
Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 58 of 2327 |
Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
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HELP! Man trapped in a human body!
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HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
-- E. E. CUMMINGS
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